The OutHouse Hokey Cokey

The Grand and Inspiring

LGB Community Centre Saga Hokey Cokey

First it’s the TG WU
But is it right for you?
Yes! No! Yes! No! Will we ever know?
We find a place in Hockley and with joy we shout,
“That’s what it’s all about. Oi!”
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
They’ll get there in the end! Oi!

The place in Hockley’s pants,
We’re led a merry dance.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Where shall we all go!
The place is Chapel Bar - of that there is no doubt.
Let’s spread the news about. Oi!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse! Etc, etc.

Inform the kin and kith
That we’ve got Jackie Frith.
Yahoo! Yahoo! Got the lott’ry too!
We’ve sent off our ideas to an architect,
That should earn some respect. Oi!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse! Etc, etc.

They tear our contract up.
We’ve all been sold a pup.
Scream! Gnash! Scream! Gnash! Everything’s gone crash!
So we’ll return to Hockley and have one more try.
We won’t eat humble pie. Oi!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse! Etc, etc.

This building does impress.
We’ve got the Council’s “Yes”.
Hooray! Hooray! Let us all be gay!
We’ll have our lovely centre and we’ll have it soon.
We’re all over the moon! Oi!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
Oh! The dear old Outhouse!
They got there in the end! Oi!

  (Unfortunately, they didn’t)

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